八雄八雌

 
近日蟹大好, 雄者膏厚粘牙, 若非小口嘬之, 几不能下咽, 其肥满如此. 于市场上惯去的朱老板处购得三雄三雌, 与家母煮而分食之, 得当日报纸一张, 徐徐翻阅, 嘴眼手都不令闲着. 然而报纸上满目所见, 比比皆是诸如"要遵循六个务必的原则"、"要把解决三农问题落到实处"之类的, 存心不让人看懂. 遂感叹更有"八荣八耻"一说, 我至今不能复述其中一二.  家母在旁, 未听见前面的, 一回过神来, 只听得最后那句, 不明就里, 问我, "你在说什么? 什么八雄八雌? 那么多蟹你吃得了么?"
 
注: 沪语中, "八雄八雌"与"八荣八耻"同音.

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